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Certified Indoor Rowing & Erg Instructor (UCanRow2), Experienced Indoor & On-the-Water Rower & Licensed Physical Therapist

Laura is a  mother of two, Certified Indoor Rowing Instructor, Licensed Physical Therapist with concentration in Orthopedics and Vestibular Rehab. Laura has years of rowing experience both indoor and on the water. She is excited to join to share her knowledge with the indoor rowing community.

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How to Use a Rowing Machine

How to use a rowing machine

Hi friends!

If you’re new to rowing, you might be wondering how you know if you are using your rowing machine correctly. Or are you reading this because you’ve got a new rowing machine, but it makes your lower back (or arms or even your wrists) ache?

Maybe you’re thinking about taking up rowing, but you want to get some information first before you buy an indoor rowing machine. No matter what your reason is for reading this article, I want to welcome you to the world of indoor rowing!

Learning how to row isn’t very difficult, but it’s important that you get it right, otherwise, as you’ve probably guessed from my intro, you might have pain in places you didn’t expect.

Of course, I’ve got a real passion for rowing, but even if you’ve never even seen a rowing machine before, you can learn to do a rowing workout in just a few hours, sometimes in just a few minutes!

Some people catch on quickly, other’s take a bit of time, but I know you will get a great workout and will feel so good that you’ll want to do more, so why not learn how to use your machine correctly.

Let’s talk about the common mistakes people make and how you can avoid them, as well as how to row properly.

Are you ready? Let’s get ready to rock and row!

Witness expert rower Rachael Taylor as she shares her Top 10 Rowing Machine Tips:

How to Use an Indoor Rowing Machine

There are several different kinds of rowing machines, air rowers, magnetic rowers, and water rowers being the most popular. Each type is a bit different, and even among the same type, such as water rowers, each model might have different features.

While I don’t have the space here to talk about every model that I know of, let me just gloss over the basics. If you have a different machine, or what I describe here isn’t at all like your machine, you can refer to your owner’s manual.

Air Rowing Machines

Similar to assault bicycles, an air rowing machine uses a fan inside a housing to create resistance. Perhaps the most popular air rower is the Concept2.

You can adjust the drag on this type of indoor rower controlling a knob or a lever, usually located on the fan housing. Beginners will want to adjust the damper so that you don’t get too much airflow. The more air, the harder it is to row.

What is Erging? Read More!

Water Rowing Machines

This is another very popular type of rowing machine that uses a flywheel inside a housing or tank containing water. Almost like a small washing machine!

Most water rowers have a set amount of water that the manufacturer suggests, but if you are super fit, you might want to add more water to the tank to increase resistance.

Alternatively, if you are a beginner, you can remove a bit of water from the tank.

How much water you want will depend on your fitness level.

Some water rowing machines, such as Ergatta, have computerized programs that control some of the resistance, or they direct you as to how hard you will work out.

Magnetic Rowing Machines

These are also very popular machines for the home gym. They are nearly silent and have a smooth action to them.

Most magnetic rowing machines have some type of knob or lever to control the resistance. Beginners will obviously want to place the resistance very low, and those at higher fitness levels will want to increase the resistance.

If you’re lucky enough to own a smart rower, such as Hydrow, the computer will take over this function so you only need to focus on your rowing form.

Now that you know a bit more about your type of rowing machine, let’s talk about how to row properly.

Watch our video and learn from Olympic Rower Rachael Taylor on Proper Rowing Form:

 

How to Do a Rowing Workout Properly

You wouldn’t suggest to a beginner that they start off on a treadmill using all fours or that they should keep their head down and look at their feet, right?

Rowing is almost the same thing. You want to have the proper technique so that you don’t injure yourself and you get all the benefits that rowing machine workouts have to offer.

4 Phases of a Rowing Stroke

Let’s talk about the 4 phases that each rowing stroke entails, the catch, the drive, the finish, and the recovery:

  1. The Catch: This is the starting position. Place your feet in the stirrups and strap them down tightly. Sit up straight and take hold of the handle. Your shins should be nearly vertical to the floor, your arms straight, and your upper body should lean forward slightly. If you’ve never been on a rowing machine before, you might want to practice just pushing back and forth with your legs and not pulling on the handle until you get the feel of it. When you’re ready, move to step 2.
  2. The Drive: Remember that a rowing stroke is 60 percent legs. Push back using your legs and really feel the power as you push. Imagine propelling yourself off a diving board. Don’t pull on the handle just yet. Keep a hold of it, but don’t pull it towards you yet.
  3. The Finish: Now you will lean back very slightly. Imagine that you are the hour hand on a clock. Lean back to the 11 o’clock position. Now you can pull on the handle and bring it to the bottom of your ribcage.
  4. The Recovery: The part everyone loves, the recovery phase. Extend your arms again so the handle is in front of you. Hinge forward so that your back is in a straight line, and bend your knees so that you return to the catch position.

The body movements are the same no matter what type of rowing machine you are using. On a side note it is also important knowing how do you breathe when rowing as this will improve your workouts as well.

Practice makes perfect, friends, so take a deep breath and keep on rowing with that proper form!

 

Common Mistakes to Avoid When Learning How to Use a Rowing Machine

Remember that no one is born knowing the proper rowing technique. Everyone had to learn and practice, so take your time. Before you know it, you will be an expert.

One of the best ways I’ve found to nailing down the proper technique is to either use a mirror or film yourself as you row.

If you belong to a gym, you can ask a personal trainer to help you perfect your form. Otherwise, there are lots of instructional videos, such as this one, that can help you improve your form.

 

The most common mistakes that people make when they first tackle the rowing motion include:

  • Not warming up before your cardio workout. Whether you want to row slowly for a couple of minutes, do some jumping jacks, or jog in place, warming up those muscles is an important step before you try this full-body exercise.
  • Doing the strokes out of sequence. The sequence is legs, body, arms. The reverse order is arms, body, legs. Keep repeating this mantra and you’ll get the hang of it.
  • Pulling on the handle too soon or holding the handle too hard. Hold the handle at each end so that your little finger is hanging off the edge. You don’t need to have a death-grip on it, barely hook your fingers over the handle just so it doesn’t get away from you. Wait to pull the handle to your chest AFTER your legs are fully extended and you are leaning back.
  • Hunching your shoulders. This is going to cause you pain in your middle back or arms. Keep your back straight and pull your shoulders down.
  • Not cooling down. I always recommend rowing very slowly for two or so minutes, then stretching your legs and arms to prevent injuries.

If you feel low back pain, don’t lean back on the finish. Your core muscles and glutes need to get stronger so that they support the lower back. You might also try stretching your hamstrings before and after your workout to help release pressure on the lower back.

Watch our full video by Rowing Expert & YouTube Influencer Max Secunda:

 

 

How Do I Know If I am Rowing Correctly?

Although everyone is different, I think most people know when they aren’t doing the strokes correctly because something ends up hurting.

  • Wrist Pain – If you are feeling pain in your wrists, you are probably holding the handlebar too tightly or your hands are too close together. Most manufacturers sell larger sized handles if you are man with bigger hands.
  • Back Pain – If you feel low back pain, stop leaning backward until your body is stronger. Poor posture will cause your lower back to hurt as well, so practice good posture even when you aren’t rowing, especially if you have a day job that requires sitting in front of a computer. Like your mother probably told you, sit up straight!
  • Shoulder or Back Pain – If you feel pain in the middle back or the shoulders, you are probably hunching your shoulders on the catch position or bringing up your shoulders when you pull on the handle.

If you’re feeling knee pain, you might have iliotibial band syndrome. You can read about IT band syndrome here.

If you are doing rowing workouts every single day without rest, you can feel pain anywhere, but most often in the lower body. Always give your body at least one full day each week to rest and make repairs.

During your first month or two, don’t focus so much on your split time. Practice your form and work on generating power with your legs. Within a few weeks, you will start to notice that you can row longer and not get exhausted.

Our Expert Rower Max Secunda Shares His Simple Rowing Machine Leg Workout:

Be careful, however, because rowing is very addictive! Don’t row to excess! Listen to your body and let it rest if you are tired or if your body aches.

In short, if you aren’t feeling any pain, then you are probably on the right track and doing your workout properly!

The Bottom Line

The rowing machine can be intimidating, especially if you’ve never used one, but once you get the hang of it, it’s an effective way to spice up your cardio routine.

But while the rowing machine, aka ergometer, is a calorie buster (about 280 calories in 30 minutes for a 130-pound woman) and a good leg and core workout, improper form can lead to all types of injuries if you’re not careful.

Start off slowly and don’t be in a hurry. Your body is building muscle and getting a terrific cardiovascular workout in every stroke. Over time, you will get stronger, and you will be able to go faster.

I can’t stress enough how important it is to warm up, cool down, and stretch every time you do a rowing workout. I’ve seen many people develop injuries because they were in a hurry.

Always give your body at least one day each week to rest and build new muscle mass.

I hope you found this article helpful, friends. A rowing machine is the most fun you can have while remaining seated!

If you are interested in a new rowing machine for your home gym, check this out.

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35 Rowing Jokes: The Funny Side of Crew

Funny Rowing Jokes

Anyone who knows me knows that I really love a good laugh. Life is too short to be a sour puss so I thought that, for a change, I would post a few jokes poking fun at rowing life.

If this sounds like a good time to you, then you are in the right place.

Get on board our latest rowing shell – now officially named the Yuk-It-Up.

10 Oar-some Crew Jokes

OK, so some of these are real groaners, but we’ll make fun of some rowing terms and hopefully put a smile on your face.

  1. Why did the rower bring a ladder to the regatta?They heard it was essential for reaching new “heights” in their strokes!
  2. Why was the rowing team always so punctual?Because they were experts at “oar-ganizing” their time!
  3. What’s a rower’s favorite dessert?“Crew”-stard pudding! You’ll love it for shore!
  4. Why did the rower bring his date on the boat?He thought it would be ROWmantic.
  5. To sit in the stroke seat, you have to bea little bit more STERN than everyone else.
  6. Why did the rookie bring a net to rowing practice?They thought they were going to catch crabs for dinner!
  7. Why did the rower bring a ladder to the boathouse?To reach those high “row”-tations and aim for the sky!
  8. What do you call a rowing machine that’s always late?A row-bot.
  9. Did you hear about the rower who wore two jackets when he painted the boat house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”
  10. What do you call a rower who’s always late?A stroke of bad luck.

Some call these dad jokes, but I always wondered why. In my house, it was my mother who made the worst jokes ever, but I smile now whenever I think of them.

10 Funny Rowing Gym Humor

Ah, the erg! The exercise machine you love to hate! Let’s poke some fun at our ergs. After all, it’s that OAR nothing. (There’s one of my mother’s frequent jokes!)

  1. Why did the indoor rower get removed from the gym?It was always giving people the silent treatment.
  2. What do you call an erg that runs late?The latest model.
  3. A rower walks into a bar, “I’ll have sex on the beach OAR nothing.”
  4. Rower walks into the gym, takes one look at the erg and says, “Oh Hell!”
  5. A woman buys an erg for her home gym. She’s a little confused and asks her husband, “I don’t understand how I add weight to it.”
    The husband smiled and said, “You sit on it, dear.”
  6. Ergometer is an acronym for “Evil Rowing Gadget Obviously Made Entirely To Enslave Rowers.”
  7. You know you’ve been erging too long when a song comes on the radio and you think, “I could do a 2K to this.”
  8. If you are what you eat,when did I eat an incredibly sexy erg?
  9. You know you’re into rowing whenyou are more worried about your erg score than your school test score.
  10. Overheard at the gym: “I can’t tell if I have to pee or if I’ve been on this erg so long I’ve gone numb”

Those weren’t quite the groaners that the previous set was- I can tell if I’m improving OAR not.

10 More Rowing Jokes

I think I’ve got a few more I can entertain you with. Get your ducks in a ROW, folks, and let’s go!

  1. What’s a rowing crew’s favorite type of music?Rowck and Rowll, of course!
  2. What did the whole crew do after winning the lottery?They bought their own island for an early rowtirement.
  3. Why do rowing crews make terrible comedians? Because their jokes always “row in one ear and out the other”!
  4. Chuck Norris is such a badasshe doesn’t get blisters when he rows, the oar does!
  5. When someone asks if rowing is just paddling… We will row-act like we didn’t hear that!
  6. Whoever invented rowing really missed the boat. If they had waited a couple thousand years,they could have called it the ROW Bot.
  7. I told the person who broke my boat they could go to hull!
  8. Why do rowers make terrible bartenders?They water down the drinks.
  9. Why do rowers love these jokes so much?Because they are OARsome!
  10. On a rowboat, good timing is CREWcial.

Ok, some of these were stinkers, but you still laughed, right?

My Favorite 5 Rowing Jokes

The following 5 jokes have to be my all-time favorites:

  1. Did you hear about the rower who tried to sabotage the other team? He sweeps with the fishes.
  2. Which race is never run?A regatta.
  3. There was a big sale at the sporting goods store the other day. It was quite the OAR-deal.
  4. Where do zombies go rowing? The Dead Sea.
  5. Oh BOUY! It’s race day!

I guess you have to have a rowing sense of humor to find these funny, but what can I say? I think I’m funny, but some days it seems like I’m the only one.

Before You Go

I hope you liked my best rowing jokes. Putting these together is hard work, but if I don’t write something daily, I’m afraid I’ll go under!

Just kidding. 😉

Feel free to share these these with your friends and fellow rowers! If you have any other funny rowing jokes that you’d like to share with our rowing community – whether you find them on Facebook or Instagram, or you invent some yourself – please feel free to email them to us via our Contact PageFacebook or YouTube Channel.  We would love to see them!😊

Keep rowing, friends, like there’s no tomorROW.

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Is Rowing Bad for Your Hips?

Is Rowing Bad for Your Hips

Rowing is by far the most fun you can have while sitting down (well, in my opinion anyway) and even though it is a low-impact exercise, is rowing hard on your hips?

Rowing, by itself and when done correctly, is not bad for your hips. In cases when you feel hip pain while rowing, you are wise to stop and refer to your fitness coach or doctor immediately.

I don’t believe I’ve ever met anyone who stopped rowing entirely because of hip pain, but I have heard some people talk about nagging hip pain when they use their rowing machine.

Does this mean rowing isn’t good for your hip joints? Not necessarily. There’s a bit of a complicated twist to this issue that prevents it from being an easy yes or no answer. In today’s article, I want to talk about rowing, hips, low back pain, and other problems associated with rowing.

Can Rowing Cause Hip Pain?

The answer here is yes and no. No, rowing itself doesn’t cause pain; yes, neglecting to address tight hip flexors and inadequate stretching can cause pain while rowing. Let’s get into more detail here.

One of the problems with rowing is that you spend most of your time playing this sport while sitting. Other sports, let’s say baseball, will require you to stand, run, walk, and jump. You get a break, so to speak, from playing baseball when you sit in the car or watch TV.

When it comes to rowing, however, this only means you do even more sitting than most. If rowers do not make an effort to loosen their tight hip flexors, then they will experience hip pain when rowing.

Is it rowing that causes the pain?

Rowing in itself doesn’t really cause hip pain; the results of rowing without taking care of tight hip flexors can lead to hip pain (or groin pain) while rowing.

If rowers do not do something about hip flexor tightness, then this can lead to a common problem called Snapping Hip Syndrome, or SHS. The most noticeable characteristic of this problem is that you can feel or hear (or both) a snapping sound or sensation when you row. There is internal SHS and external SHS. SHS doesn’t always hurt, but it is a super annoying problem in the hip joint.

The most common injury is to the tendon at the top of the rectus femoris, which is one of the quad muscles in the front of the thigh. This muscle is what helps you bring your knees towards your chest, so there is no doubt that overuse of this tendon or a lack of stretching exercises can cause hip pain.

How does hip flexor tightness affect rowing?

Your hip flexors refer to the muscles of the rectus femoris in the quadriceps and the tensor fasciae latae (TFL), as well as the psoas and iliopsoas tendon. Rather than go through this list, it’s just much easier to say hip flexors.

The rectus femoris is the main muscle of the quadriceps and it does most of the work when rowing. This is a two-joint muscle, connecting both the knee joint and the hip joint.

As I mentioned above, a few reasons why many rowers have chronically tight hip flexors is that they spend most of their time sitting, either at home or in the boat! When you sit on the rowing machine without proper stretching, the muscles and connective tissue become tight, causing pain when you row.  Side Note:  Elliptical rowers are another great alternative if you suffer with hip pain, I also have a full article all about the Teeter Power 10 Elliptical Rower that you might like to read.

Is hip flexor tightness the same as bursitis?

Don’t confuse hip flexor tightness with bursitis. Bursitis is caused when the bursa sac becomes inflamed. One way to tell the difference is that bursitis will hurt with nearly any movement of the hip, including bending over to tie your shoes. Hip flexor issues often cause an ache or a burning near the top of the hip after rowing for more than 10 or 15 minutes.

If you aren’t sure which might be the cause of your pain, speak to your physician.

Can I loosen hip flexors by foam rolling the quadriceps muscles?

You absolutely can!

Foam rolling is perhaps one of the best ways to loosen up those hip flexors and restore your complete range of hip motion.

Foam rolling is a type of self-massage, if you will, that keeps muscles and connective tissues, such as the tendons, loose and flexible.

This type of stretching and massage works on the quads on the front leg, the hip flexors, the glute muscles, and, to be honest, nearly every part of the body.

If you haven’t done foam rolling, you will be addicted once you start. I always recommend foam rolling to rowers who experience pain or are interested in injury prevention.

Watch our video and Improve your Rowing Technique with Olympic Rower Rachael Taylor:

 

Is a Rowing Machine Good for Bad Hips?

Exercise is vital for the joints, including the hips, when it comes to pain management. Weakened hip muscles will no longer be capable of supporting the lower body and the joints, and thus cause pain.

Strengthening exercises, such as the low-impact type you get from rowing, is a great injury prevention tool. When the muscles supporting the hips, such as the rectus femoris and the glute muscles, are strong, the joint works better.

If rowing does not cause you hip pain, it can be a terrific way to strengthen the legs, core muscles, as well as the glute muscles to avoid painful hip flexors.

What Exercises Are Bad for Your Hips?

When speaking about hip flexor tightness, there are certain things that will only make tight hip flexors worse and cause you hip pain.

Some things to avoid would include:

  • Sitting all day every day
  • Deep squats (especially if it hurts to do them)
  • Leg press
  • Kettlebell swing
  • Crunches
  • Mountain climbers
  • Sit-ups
  • Lat pull-downs
  • Downhill skiing
  • Singles tennis
  • Basketball
  • Football

Of course, many people today have desk jobs, sitting in front of a computer all day. While you can’t avoid your job (unless you hit the lottery, then you should call me) but you can counteract the effects of sitting by getting in regular exercise, such as rowing.

What about Back Pain When Rowing?

Most low back pain when rowing comes from the lack of proper form. If you’re new to rowing, you should take a few basic classes on how to do the strokes properly. You can also find free instructional classes online. Set up a mirror and watch your form as you do the strokes. Don’t concentrate on your speed right now, that will come with time.

If you’ve been rowing for some time, don’t lean back so far on the Finish phase. Try keeping your body at about a 1 o’clock or 2 o’clock position. This should help stop your back pain. Another option is to try some of the inversion boards, such as this one. These have helped my back and neck pain tremendously. I love my Teeter FitSpine Inversion Table so much, if room permits I take it with me wherever I go!

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52 of The Best Rowing Pick-up Lines to Make Your Heart Race!

rowing pick up lines

Hi friends!

Today I want to talk about love and rowing. Not really the love of rowing, which is what I usually write about but rather, when rowers try to woo the object of their affection with witty pickup lines.

Using my usual blend of nautical wit and athletic charm (ahem), I’ve come up with these OARsome one-liners designed to make a splash and leave hearts afloat.

So, whether you’re an experienced rower seeking a coxswain for life or simply someone drawn to the allure of rowing, come join me into the world of rower pick-up lines and discover how love can truly row your boat!

The Top 10 Best Rowing Pick Up Lines

The word best is relative, is it not? I think these are the best pick up lines I’ve heard in years, but then again- I haven’t dated in many years!

  1. I bet you love rowing, don’t you? I know because I can’t get you out of my SCULL.
  2. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I row by again?
  3. Are you a coxswain? I’d follow your commands anytime!
  4. Could I at least know your name so I’m not doing power tens to “that beauty at the bar”
  5. I bet you were an erg in your former life because you’re making my knees weak and I’m sweating!
  6. Are you a stroke seat? You’re leading my heart in the right direction.
  7. Go out with me tonight! I promise we won’t catch crabs.
  8. Hey baby, go out with me! The coach says I need a better catch, and you’re the best catch I’ve seen in months!
  9. Hey there beautiful, what’s your split time?
  10. I heard you row single. I’m single too!

Are you grimacing?! Come on! I would have laughed if my husband had used any of these lines!

10 More OARsome Pick-Up Lines

If you didn’t like my favorites, let’s try these!

  1. Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I’m ROWmantically interested in you.
  2. Is your name Crew? Because I think I would love to ROWmance with you.
  3. You must be a shell because I can’t wait to take you out for a spin.
  4. Excuse me, but do you have a life jacket? I’m drowning in your eyes.
  5. I heard that you’re an expert in handling a shaft. Wanna show me?
  6. Can I sweep you off your feet?
  7. The thought of you gets me through that 3rd 500 meters.
  8. Are you a coxswain? You’re steering me towards a whole boatload of feelings!
  9. Are you a regatta? You sure make me feel like a winner!
  10. Wanna test out my sliding seat?

Come on, friends! Some of these are downright funny! Well, funny if you like all things rowing, I suppose. Gotta row to more Power Tens below!

10 More ROWmantic Pick Up lines

I’ll work on being less cheesy and more ROWmantic, ok?

  1. Are you a rudder? You’ve certainly steered me towards your heart.
  2. Is your name CREWcifer? You’ve rowed your way into my heart with your devilish charm.
  3. Are you a catch? Because I’m driving myself towards your heart.
  4. I think we would make a perfect pair, like oars and water.
  5. You’re making my heart race faster than a 2K!
  6. Your shell has quite the catches.
  7. You’re like the coxswain’s megaphone and your voice is music to my ears.
  8. Can you stay out of sight when I race? Every time I see you, I flip!
  9. Go out with me! Let’s just ROW with it!
  10. You are so hot, I’m willing to leave my shell to go out with you.

Were those any better? You’re a tough crowd, let me tell you!

10 More Outstanding Rowing Pick Up lines

Alright, I’m going to give it my best shot here. Let’s see what you think of these.

  1. Go out with me and let me rock your boat tonight!
  2. Go out with me and I promise you an OARsome time!
  3. Are you an oarlock? It feels like you’ll never let my heart go!
  4. WATER you doing tonight?
  5. If you were a rowing stroke, you would definitely be the catch.
  6. How can I keep my eyes in the boat when I only have eyes for you?
  7. Do you like ROW-tel?
  8. What is your favorite ROWmantic comedy?
  9. Are you a boat shoe? You and I are the perfect fit.
  10. Do you like to play ROWdoku? Me too!

You’re really loving these, aren’t you? I can tell. That’s because I write ROWmantic lines!

The Final 10 Best Rowing Pick Up Lines of All Time

If you want to impress that special someone you think is OARsome, try one of these non-fail pick up lines.

  1. Are you an erg? Because you’re making me moan.
  2. Is your name Buoy? Because you light up my world.
  3. Are you a bow ball? Because you seem like the start of a winning relationship.
  4. Are you stroke seat? I would follow you anywhere
  5. I bet your favorite movie is ROWmeo and Juliet.
  6. I bet your favorite movie is ROWmancing the Stone.
  7. Are you a regatta medal? I sure want to win that one!
  8. Wanna go to dinner? I’ve got no problem DRIVING you there.
  9. I’m not sure if you’re a rower or a mermaid, but you are a real dream.
  10. Are you a coxswain? You can give orders to my heart anytime.

I hope you liked these pick up lines and that they really get things ROWing for you!

Before You Try These Out

I don’t want to sound like your mother, but please use these pick up lines with good intentions. No one wants to be thought of as a stalker, right?

By the way, let me tell you about two pick up lines that have had guaranteed success.

  1. I see you row port. I’m starboard. What a perfect pair we would make! Wanna go out? (This was my husband’s pick up line)
  2. You look like a river regatta because, wow, you’ve really got the curves!

So, there you have it, the 52 best rowing pick up lines. Whether you’re a rower yourself or just looking for a way to impress someone who is, these lines are sure to get a laugh. You might even find yourself rowing off into the sunset with your new rowing partner.

But remember, these are just pick up lines. They’re not a guarantee of success. So if you use one of these lines and it doesn’t work, don’t take it personally. Just try a different one. And who knows, you might just find the perfect rowing partner for you.

Have an OARsome day, and happy rowing-partner hunting!

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42 Funny Rowing Memes – From Real Rowers!

Rowing memes

Rowing is a great way to get in shape, but it’s also a lot of hard work. If you’re a rower, whether indoors or out, you know that the pain is real. But even though rowing can be tough, it’s also a lot of fun. And there’s no better way to celebrate the love of rowing than with a good meme.

Anyone who knows me knows that I love a good belly laugh so finding these gems was a real pleasure for me.

Whether you’re a seasoned rower or just starting out, these memes will hit home. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

Top 20 Funny Rowing Memes

1. The Seven Stages of Rowing

The Seven Stages of Rowing: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Zoom Technique Videos, Depression, Acceptance, Rowing Like a Pro

2. I’m not a rower, I’m a masochist

3. Rowing Making You Suffer

The only sport where you’re rewarded for making yourself suffer.

4. Rowing When You Feel Like You Are Dying

The only sport where you can feel like you’re dying and still having fun.

5. Rowing and Questioning Your Sanity

The sport where you’re constantly questioning your sanity.

6.  Being Out of Shape

The sport where you can be both in shape and out of shape at the same time.

7. Rowers’ Legendarily Endless Leg Days

When you’re a rower, every day is leg day.

8. When Rowing Gets Real

Try rowing, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.

9. The Epic Last 500

Brace yourselves. The last 500 is coming up.

10. Rowing’s Ordeal

There is a hell. I’ve seen it.

11. Fashionably Late: Rowing Edition

Hi THIRD!!

12. Reverse to Victory

Rowing: The only sport where going backward is the way to win!

13. Lost in Translation: Rowing Terms

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Indoor Rowing Machine Settings for Beginners

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If you’re new to the world of indoor rowing, you aren’t alone. Rowing is very quickly becoming the top-selling piece of home exercise equipment, and there are many good reasons for this.

Rowing workouts are one of the best ways to blast away fat, burn calories, and work your cardiovascular system, just to name a few.

There are as many different rowing machines available as there are users so you might have some questions about your rowing machine and how to use it. Let’s also talk about how to set up indoor rowers and how to find the optimal settings for beginners.

In this article, I will try to cover all the bases, answer the most common questions, and give away a few secrets that I’ve picked up over the years to get the most out of your rowing experience.

Sit down and hold on tight because we’ve got a lot of ground (or should I say water) to cover!

How to Set Up a Rowing Machine

When you sit down in a car that you haven’t driven before, such as a rental car, what is the first thing you do?

You adjust the seat so you can reach the pedals and steering wheel comfortably. Then you adjust the inside and outside mirrors. You might even take a quick look and familiarize some of the controls, such as headlights, wipers, and door locks before you turn the key.

The same is true with your rowing machine.

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Take the following steps to set up your indoor rower so that you will be ready to choose a rowing workout and get started.

  1. Sit on the seat. Pull each butt cheek toward the back of the seat. This will automatically put your hips in the proper position.
  2. Place your feet on the foot pedals. Position the strap so that it hits the widest part of your foot and tighten the straps.
  3. Grab the handle on the outermost portion, with your thumb underneath the handlebar. You don’t want to keep a death grip on the handle, just hold it so it won’t slip away from you.

Now that you have your machine ready to get started, let’s talk about some other settings that you may want to consider before you even sit down.

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What Should My Damper Setting Be?

If you have an air rower (such as Concept2) or even a rower with dual types of resistance and one of which is air (such as the Aviron rowing machine), there is a setting called the damper that you will need to adjust first.

The damper is like a window that allows more or less air to reach the fan. The more air that the fan receives, the heavier your boat will feel.

The less air you allow into the flywheel housing, the less drag you’ll feel. If you use different machines to work out, make sure you adjust the damper setting each time.

Many people make the mistake of leaving the damper open so they get maximum airflow and maximum drag factor. This might be fine for a seasoned professional, but for beginners, you’ll definitely want to adjust the damper setting.  Side note:  Read my article on weight categories for rowing if you are interested in starting competitive rowing..

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How Should a Beginner Change the Damper?

If you leave the damper completely open, you will be exhausted very, very quickly. This would be like trying to run a 5K with a 40-pound weight on your back.

Each machine is different, so I can’t give you a set number or setting that would be perfect. However, if you own a Concept 2, most people will start off with a damper setting somewhere between 2 and 4. Start off with the damper in the number 2 spot and if you feel your workout is too easy, you can move up from there.

Higher damper settings will give you a harder workout since the flywheel will feel heavier, while lower damper settings mean an easy rowing workout.

The damper setting controls the machine’s drag factor or resistance. Once you’re comfortably rowing at a particular damper setting, you can check the resistance value at that level by selecting Display Drag Factor. Next time you row, you can go directly to that setting.

What Do the Numbers Mean on a Rowing Machine Display?

Depending on which model of rowing machine you have, you will see different numbers on the display, and some of them can be confusing.

Nearly all rowing machines will use metrics such as your stroke rate (or strokes per minute), intensity or speed, distance, time, and calories burned.

You should get used to talking in meters since rowing is measured this way.

Some rowing machines will allow you to toggle between speed units of meters per second, miles per hour, 500- and 2,000-meter split times, power in watts, and calories burned.

The most common metric you will see is time per 500 meters (often written as /500 meters), better known as your split time. Your split time is how fast you can row 500 meters. The lower the number of minutes, the better you are doing.

Some rowing machines will read the distance you have traveled until you stop. Other displays will allow you to set a certain distance in meters (for example, 2,000), and as you start to row, the display will count down until you hit zero.

Interval Training

HIIT or high-intensity interval training is one of the best ways to lose weight and improve your overall fitness level. The idea is to row hard for shorter periods of time, alternate with easy rowing, and as a result, burn more calories than when you perform regular rowing workouts.

Some rowing machines will allow you to set up (or they might have preset HIIT programs) so that you can work for a set number of minutes, then rest for a set period of time.

Not all rowing machines offer this but if yours does, it’s a terrific way to get in a workout without using a timer on your watch or staring at the clock!  

Heart Rate Monitors

Many rowing machines either have built-in heart rate monitors or are Bluetooth-enabled so that you can set up your own. Some models have their own heart rate monitors, such as the Hydrow offers.

The best rowing machines will allow you to use a heart rate monitor that will display your settings on the screen so that you don’t have to keep glancing at your watch (read more on the hardest rowing machine settings).

 

Heart rate monitors are useful tools for losing weight. By keeping your heart rate in your fat-burning zone, you can burn fat faster. You can find out more details about your maximum heart rate and how to burn fat here.  FYI Read My Full Ergatta Fitness Reviews here!

The Rowing Stroke

When it comes to using a rowing machine, if you don’t learn and practice the proper rowing stroke, you might end up with a backache.

There are four phases to a rowing stroke. The proper rowing technique is as follows:

  1. Once your rowing machine is properly set up (see my first paragraph) you should be holding the handle, your knees near (but not touching) your chest. This is called the Catch phase.
  2. Now, push back using your legs (not your back). Don’t completely lock your knees, but they should be fully extended. Pull the handle in a straight line toward you. This is called the Drive phase.
  3. You should be in the final position, which would be handle to the chest, legs extended, the torso straight. Avoid sticking your elbows out to the side or hunching your back. You can lean backward just a bit to engage those core muscles, but don’t go too far. Think of your torso as the hand on a clock. You can lean back to the 11 o’clock position. This is called the Finish.
  4. Now you release the handle and let it glide over your thighs as you return to the start position, which is called the Recovery phase.

Tips for the Proper Rowing Technique

Many newer rowing machines offer beginners programs to help you learn the strokes, such as the ones that Hydrow and Ergatta offer (be sure to check our reviews on both rowing machine brands)

If yours doesn’t offer this feature, you can sign up for a class at your local gym or watch some of the many online videos available.

Here are some of the best tips to help you learn the proper technique:

  • Use a mirror so you can watch yourself as you row
  • Use the video feature on your cell phone to record yourself so you can see your form.
  • Try using just the legs when you start. Once you feel that you have this part down, try pulling on the handle very lightly.
  • The proper rowing stroke is more important than speed. Speed will come with time and experience.
  • Don’t rush! I know you’re excited to start using your rowing machine, but it is VERY important that you take whatever time you need to learn the strokes correctly.
  • Don’t snap your knees into a locked position. You want your legs to be extended, but whipping those knees so that they lock is a sure way to injure yourself.
  • Resist the urge to not pull the handle all the way to your ribcage. This can cause the chain or belt to snap as you row, which is not only annoying but also doesn’t give you the full-body workout you are looking for.
  • Pull your shoulders down and try to relax your neck when you pull on the handle.

Remember that your torso should be straight except for the Catch position. If you keep your back rounded as you row, you will get a nasty lower backache.

The Bottom Line

The more familiar you are with your rowing machine, the easier it will be to operate it.

When you start rowing for the first time, it’s best to take your time learning the rowing stroke. It will help to understand what the numbers on your performance monitor mean, but don’t be too concerned with your strokes per minute or calories burned. Everything will follow after you’ve put down the proper rowing form and technique.

You will quickly discover that rowing is fun and love the way you look in a few short weeks!

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Improving Your Rowing Strokes Per Minute – from an Expert Rowing Coach

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It is a common misconception that moving your body faster up and down the slide with a higher stroke rate will provide a better workout and make you a faster, better or more powerful rower.

Stroke rate on the indoor rower is not a measure of power, and moving our body faster does not always equate to more power. So why then do we care about our strokes per minute on a rowing machine, and what exactly does it mean to improve it?

Stroke Rate Defined

Stroke rate is the number of strokes you do per minute. In simpler terms, it is the number of times your seat goes up and down the slide within a minute.

When your body moves very quickly through the rowing stroke (read more on how to improve your split time ), your stroke rate increases, and when your body’s movement slows down, the number decreases.

What Is a Good Strokes per Minute on a Rowing Machine?

What is the ideal stroke rate for rowing on a rowing machine?

There is not a simple answer to this question. It depends on many factors, including the following:

  1. The rower’s fitness level
  2. The rower’s technique/form, and
  3. The goal of the workout.

What Is the Average Rowing SPM on a Rowing Machine?

Typical stroke rate ranges widely from 18-30 strokes per minute (SPM) for training workouts and from 30-38 SPM for race pace.

So does “improving” your stroke rate mean increasing the number of strokes per minute?

No!

Once again, stroke rate is not a measure of power or how hard one is working. Improving stroke rate refers to consistency and control.

  • Improving your rowing SPM means learning at what stroke rate you can produce the most power (lowest split time or highest watts) and maintaining it the longest without fatigue.
  • Learning to control your stroke rate allows for a more effective workout to help you reach your goals without burning out or fatiguing too quickly.
  • In a “race” or “time trial,” having a good awareness of your effectiveness at a specific stroke rate allows you to plan ahead, produce the most power throughout, and still leave something in the tank for the last 250-500 meters.

How Does Your Fitness Level Impact Stroke Rate?

Rowing at a very high stroke rate, with your body moving very fast, expends more energy. If your cardio/fitness level does not meet the expenditure needs, your body will burn out and fatigue before you finish the workout.

On the other end of the spectrum, you might be rowing at a very low stroke rate  but still trying to produce your ideal split times or wattage. If your strength/fitness level does not meet the expenditure needs, your body (or most likely legs) will burn out and fatigue before you complete your workout.

It means that you need to know how your body performs at different stroke rates because this awareness is crucial in helping you plan your workout accordingly. Being able to control and maintain the desired strokes per minute helps to maintain power and avoid fatigue for the duration of the workout.

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What Is the Connection between Stroke Rate and Rowing Form or Technique?

The connection is significant! The faster you move, the more difficult it is to maintain your proper rowing form/technique. New rowers (and some not-so-new rowers) often find that when they try to increase their stroke rate, their form begins to fall apart.

Why is this so?

The ideal ratio of Drive:Recovery is 1:2 or 1:3, which means that you should take twice (or thrice) longer to recover than the time you performed the drive. What happens is that often, this ratio changes to 1:1 or 2:1.

When form falls apart and/or the ratio changes, efficiency is lost and therefore power is lost (splits increase or wattage drops). And if you are rowing for distance ( see our distance calculator ), it will take much longer to reach your goal.

If you are aware of the ideal stroke rate that allows you to maintain your proper rowing technique, every stroke you take will be more efficient and capable in generating more power to add on the meters.

What Are the Different Stroke Rates for Varied Workout Goals?

You might be wondering what a good target stroke rate is. There are varied stroke rates for varied workout goals, as you will see below. If you are –

  • Working on technique and overall rhythm– you should row in the 15-20 SPM range
  • Working on building endurance– consider steady-state workout and row in the 20-26 SPM range for longer durations with less pressure. Consider using a heart rate monitor and working at 60-70% of your max heart rate. Varying the strokes per minute during the workout can help break up the boredom of a longer row.
  • Working on building speed for a time trial or race– work in the 30+ range (typically for shorter durations) and consider interval training.
  • Working on building strength– consider lower SPM with full pressure, working in the 18-26 range typically for short durations.

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How Can I Improve My Stroke Rate?

  1. Work on control– You must be able to get to a desired number/SPM while still maintaining your proper rowing form/technique and a steady split or wattage. Varying your stroke rate helps you learn control. Adjustments when building speed should be made on the drive portion of the stroke, not with a quicker recovery.
    • Example workout: Stroke Rate Pyramid, SPM 16-18-20-22-24-26-24-22-20-18-16.Pay attention to your Stroke Rate as well as your Split during this workout. Begin rowing at 16 SPM with medium pressure (maintain a perceived effort of 5 on a scale of 0-10). Every minute, increase your stroke rate by 2. Work up to 26, then back down again. Maintain medium pressure and a somewhat consistent split throughout.
  2. Work on consistency– You must be able to maintain a desired stroke rate for an extended period. Each stroke needs to be consistent with the same ratio of Drive:Recovery. Counting or repeating a phrase during your stroke can be helpful such as “I got this” with “I” on the drive and “got this” on the recovery.
    • Example workout: Consistent Row, SPM 22 x 5 minutes plus 5 minutes with a pace boat (setting available on some rowing machines).Choose a Stroke Rate that is comfortable for you, allowing you to maintain form and avoid fatigue. Say, you choose 22. Practice maintaining this stroke rate and a consistent split time for the entire 5 minutes. After a 2-minute rest break, set your monitor with a pace boat, using the split time you maintained in your last piece and complete another 5 minutes. If 5 minutes is too much to maintain, you can break it down into smaller intervals (example: 2 or 3 minutes at a time).

Problem Solving and FAQ

1. When I increase my stroke rate, my split time increases (power drops). What can I do to improve?

Time for a form check!

  • Are you getting into a strong catch position?
  • Is your body moving in the correct sequence? It should be legs/body/arms/arms/body/legs. Learn more about correct rowing rhythm and technique here.
  • Do you have an explosive drive – pushing through your legs with pressure through your heels, with your core tight in a body-over position as you should?
  • Is your Drive:Recovery ratio 1:2 or 1:3? It should take you 2-3x longer to come up the slide on the recovery. This means you should keep your legs straight a little longer, let your arms extend fully, then pivot your body over, followed by bending of the knees. Avoid rushing the recovery- this phase is for recovering from your powerful drive.
  • Are you getting stuck or pausing at the finish? The transition should be fluid with no pause, try moving your arms away from your body a bit quicker.

Practice this:

  • Explosive drives– Legs-only rowing. Begin in a strong catch position. While maintaining arms away and body-over position with your core engaged, drive with your legs, transferring the pressure from your toes through your heels until your legs are extended. When done correctly, you should feel yourself getting light on your seat. Maintain this arms/body position and slowly return to the catch and repeat.
  • Pause drill– Arms away/body-over position. Row with a pause during the recovery when you get into the body-over position with arms away. This promotes quick arms away to prevent getting stuck at the finish. It also helps restore the Drive:Recovery ratio by retraining you to keep your legs down a little longer until you get in the body-over position.
  • Row slow! Do some slow rowing to get faster. Rowing at a lower stroke rate helps to expose the weak links of your stroke.

2. My stroke rate is all over the place when I row. How can I make my workout more effective?

Try some rowing workouts vs “just row”. The rowing workouts given above as examples for improving control and consistency are a good place to start. You can find many goal-oriented rowing workouts online, and depending on your rowing machine/erg, there may be some programmed into your monitor.

Time for a form check (read through the tips above)! Pay close attention to that Drive:Recovery ratio. Sometimes, counting during the stroke can be beneficial to improve consistency.

3. I’m new to rowing and have no idea what stroke rate to row at. Where should I begin?

  • Begin slow (less than 18 SPM) while working on rowing form/technique. Practice, practice, practice.
  • Consider rowing drills, including the PICK drill. ( You also might like to read more on the rowing pick drill here)
  • Once you master rowing form, begin to work on control and consistency as discussed above.

Watch my above video to learn how to do the Pick Drill

4. I would like to do my first 1K or 2K time trial/test. What stroke rate should I use, and how do I know the best plan for me?

  • Determine the following: (prior to your test day- and it may take multiple workouts)
    1. What is the highest stroke rate you can row while still maintaining your form? An upward build workout is helpful for determining this- begin at 18SPM and build by 2 every 1 minute.
    2. At what stroke rate can you generate the most power? An upward build workout with full pressure is helpful for determining this.
    3. What stroke rate can you maintain power for an extended period of time? Longer intervals can be helpful in determining this. Begin at a 26 or 28, row a 3-5 minute interval at full pressure, then assess your split and how you feel after a sufficient rest break. If that SR was easily sustainable, increase by 2 and do another 3-5 minutes, then reassess and adjust again. If at any point you are not able to maintain the SR or Split drops, back down your strokes per minute by 2. Once you determine your “ideal” SR, interval workouts at this SR can help you become more consistent with it and build your endurance to maintain it.
  • During your “test” do not go above your rowing speed in #1. Spend most of the race at #3, and begin your first 10-20 strokes and your last 250-500 meters at #2.

5. Do I really need to increase my stroke rate?

The simple answer is no. There is really no reason to “move faster” if you are comfortable rowing at a certain stroke rate, able to maintain good rowing technique, producing the power you want, and getting a good workout.

However, if you are having an issue with any of these factors, then maybe you need to increase or decrease your SR. More importantly, you should work on control and consistency and re-evaluate.

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